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Locked Rooms ([personal profile] guillotineroom) wrote2022-11-01 10:46 pm

[elevator] [echidna]

[ Hello, Echidna!

You are in grave peril! Well, no, you're not, but it will definitely seem like it at first.

You're in a cage with a single control panel on a door, being held aloft high in the sky, by a creature who is just so happy to be here. This kitty-bird is enjoying the high life. You might even hear purring.

But still, you're being held in a cage in the sky and you can't see the ground. Yikes! It's scary!

That said, on the panel in front of you is a selection. Ten different teams, with (0/1 CHOSEN) written in dark green text below. ]
survivaltricks: (pic#13006388)

[personal profile] survivaltricks 2022-11-06 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Pinfeathers.

[points to Hawks]

A minor inconvenience, short-lived but a pain in the ass. The most annoying thing you can think of.
parttimeai: (Do spiders really sound like that?)

[personal profile] parttimeai 2022-11-06 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)



[ this song begins to play. ]
survivaltricks: (pic#13006387)

[personal profile] survivaltricks 2022-11-06 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[holy SHIT]





That song, stuck in your head. For an entire week.
parttimeai: (Physical fitness is a lifestyle.)

[personal profile] parttimeai 2022-11-06 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
A week?!

Uuuugggghh. Fine.

[ also, the song stops ]
Edited 2022-11-06 16:21 (UTC)
survivaltricks: (pic#13006341)

[personal profile] survivaltricks 2022-11-06 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Your suffering, not mine!

[he seems way too cheerful about this and also relieved when the song stops]

But for what it's worth, I can do this for each round, if you decide to wait. The price is a new inconvenience, different from the first, same timeline. And so on and so forth, for each round of information you want.
parttimeai: (Computers and sharks are so similar.)

[personal profile] parttimeai 2022-11-06 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, are we talking, like. Finally free of Fast Food Song Week From Hell, immediately fall face-first into The Week of No Satisfying Yawns?

Or are the inconveniences all piling up into one hideously long, super fucking annoying week?
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2022-11-06 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The second one.

Definitely the second one.
begguiling: (you gotta feel at least some gratitude)

[personal profile] begguiling 2022-11-06 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaauugggh! Why would you do that?!
parttimeai: (Calculators are trustworthy.)

[personal profile] parttimeai 2022-11-06 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ FINGER GUNS ]

Sharing is caring!
begguiling: (play dead and hyperventilate)

[personal profile] begguiling 2022-11-06 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna share the lobotomy I'll be giving myself to extract that! Noooo, my poor adorable ears . . . !

[He twitches his ears, cutely.]
parttimeai: <user name="splatstick"> (He missed the puddle.)

[personal profile] parttimeai 2022-11-06 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh no ]

[ oh no they are cute ]


You'd think that'd help you escape. It won't.
begguiling: (answer your affections)

[personal profile] begguiling 2022-11-06 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
But it's all I've got!
parttimeai: (Blood sacrifice might be the solution)

[personal profile] parttimeai 2022-11-06 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Naw, you've got something else, too!
begguiling: (make your employee your daydreams)

[personal profile] begguiling 2022-11-06 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it my fashion sense?

[He is wearing a tiny bellhop costume today, in dark blue, immaculately tailored so that he's still hooded and buckled up in the same manner as his default robes do. The white gloves have fancy gold buttons on the back.]
parttimeai: (Where do computers go to dance?)

[personal profile] parttimeai 2022-11-06 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ BUZZER NOISE ]

It's your suffering.

[ the song comes on again. louder. ]
begguiling: (don't forget to cry like a little baby)

[personal profile] begguiling 2022-11-06 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhhhh! Criminal! Sadist criminal! Hardened conviiiiiict!